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Guess whose hot ass was awake at approximately 6:41 this morning. Right. That would be my hot ass. That doesn't give you an excuse to stare at my ass in an attempt to gauge how hot it is. Just know it's hot, and that's that. I'm currently on the phone with the court system, trying to obtain various amounts of information. Guess whose phone isn't cooperating with her. JUST GUESS. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS. Right. That would be mine. I took my dad to the veteran's affair place this morning so he could catch a bus. To go to another veteran's hospital for a fly fishing class. My dad is old. I'm so confused. The highway patrol is trying to text me? I don't know. I don't get this. I'm never getting a ticket ever again..

Things have been weird lately, and I'm so incredibly reluctant to talk about it, and I don't know that typing things out on a public blog is any better. My house is making me feel strange and something in my chest started fighting its way out around 5:08 Saturday evening.