Things That Run Through My Head While Working At A Popular Smoothie Shop.

1. Go to Starbucks.
   
2. Your child is hyper. They need a horse tranquilizer. Not more sugar, which you're in the middle of ordering.
   
3. I just lost my band-aid.
   
4. Compliment how nice I am a little louder. One of the managers hates me.
   
5. I have no idea how many grams of protein are in a certain drink. Eat a spoonful of peanut butter if you're considered about your low amounts of protein intake. Or just eat a full meal. Because you're clearly the same weight as my left thigh.
6. Oh, what's that? You want FOURTEEN drinks? No. Have some water. It's healthier.
   
7. Thanks for the tip. I might get 0.002% of it if I'm lucky.
   
8. My apologies for standing here and making ridiculous faces at you, but my nose itches. So badly. But if I scratch it, everyone will stare at me. And they'll never come back here ever, and they'll tell everyone that all of the employees pick their nose.